Today is the very first time I witness with my very own 2 biji mata (eyes) my almost 9mo baby eating shit. Shit squeezed tight in both hands, mouth smeared and stuffed with her own poo-poo; sticky, yellow orchre poo! Am I making you gag already?
It was my mistake of changing her into her lampin (cloth nappy) before she poops. She normally does her business a few minutes after she wakes up. But today, there was a delay for a few minutes and I wanted to make her feel comfy and removed her soaked cloth diaper. She pooped a few minutes after I changed her into cloth nappy. Hubby pulak asked me to pack his lunch and dinner so I just left her to crawl while I get hubby’s food ready. Mana tau, while I was busy packing, her poo-poo dropped and she helped herself to this new found breakfast!
I left hubby’s half way packed food on the table and quickly carried her to the bathroom to clean her. I lost count how many times I gag! I scolded her, I gag, I scolded her I gag. She even have the guts to look up at me to show me her shit smeared mouth! I gag again of course. And I have to dig out her poop out of her mouth a few rounds. Dig, dig still got somemore…gag…dig again, gag. Still got some more…aiya…spray with some water lar…eat shit already mah…drink some pipe water won’t cause any more harm.
She still chewing something in her mouth. I made her cry so that I can really see inside. Got shit stuck on both side of her langit-langit and her tongue too. With a hanky, I korek the shit out. Cry, cry lar, easier for me to clean her mouth. You know what, I was so tempted to pour some of her baby shower gel inside her mouth!
After we are done, she can even burp while I was drying her up. Not once but 3 times!
This is even more gross that having to clean the vomit from the floor. That was yesterday. Another daughter. Thank God I did not vomit my breakfast. Did you?




an eventful start for the day…
Oh shit!!
ahaha…new found breakfast!!
oh gosh..i can imagine how hard you wanted to ensure she is fully clean…it is not an easy task…
Hi Miche,
You are really a great mom with 5 kids.
Nowadays I really seldom heard a family with so many children. And I salute you for being a blogger’s mom.
Btw, this shit thing will definely make me vommit if this happen to my baby.
argh! i really wanna puke..and someone u describe is so details!!! i just had my nasi lemak ar..!!! =.=”"
aiyak!!! gag i did not coz i think once we are mum hor, this kinda thing seems ‘acceptable’ la.
lol not funny when it happened but when u think back, it is. at least its something u can tease her abt n reminisce when she turns 21! LOL
your post really make me laugh man….aiyo…so pity you, i hope u are doing ok right now. Make me wanna come visit and hug hug you only now!